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Two awesome things happened today.

The first involves a certain man on a certain stage with his wife and children thanking America for choosing him in an elegant and eloquent fashion. You know the one I mean.

The other involves Neil Gaiman's blog. He revealed today that he got an email from Directv. That means he has Directv. That means, if his satellite goes out, he'll have to call. And I'll be there. Answering his questions. Wasting all my credit limit on him. Asking him to marry me. I'm so excited.