I promise you a story of policeman, I don't deliver. I promise a virtual tour, I'm too lazy to take a picture of the outside of my house, so I don't do it at all... in other words, I find that I am a liar
Meanwhile the good news is....
Here is Hazel again. Chillaxing.
Here is Heather, modeling for a artistically blurry shot. She is very vogue this year.
Needless to say, I am thrilled to finally have my girls. I get to be all maternal, but I don't have to lactate or anything strange like that.