I feel it is time for an update. Something wise or funny. But well, I've got nothing. I am a black hole of pooling nothing.

I believe this lack of inspiration is the result of extended nothingness in my life. I go to work, I go home I go to bed. Then in the morning I repeat. Some where in the cycle, I am pretty sure I eat tacos or something. It sounds likely any where.

I know I am not alone. There are thousands of us. Nay, millions. Simple folk with simple jobs that just won't quit. With the economy in straights like it is I have to wonder... Why? Aren't I supposed to be losing my job now? I mean, I work like 45 hours a week. I thought I was supposed to be scrambling over the last Wonka bar in the store in a last ditch effort to make something of my life. Instead I'm eating three squares a day and bored out of my mind. I barely have time to slack of and waste precious time I could be writing in by playing kingdom hearts.

So all I'm saying is... unemployment would totally improve my social life you know?

Here is a picture of a baby polar bear:

There are many things I can say about this book, but only one of them is important, so I will say it first.

Wheew, now thats out of the way, I can gush properly. It is admittedly, a young adult book, but this is in the tradition of Roald Dahl. This book doesn't talk down to you, it doesn't paint you a happy picture so you will go to bed at night. It paints a world and a character with such extravagance you may as well of been there. Screw young adult reading, pick it up and enjoy.

The Graveyard book follows the life of Bod Owens (Short for Nobody) a little boy raised by a graveyard. The graveyard manages to be both creepy and endearing. Bod compelling. When Bod comes into his own, its perfect.

The villian is the man Jack. He creeps around the pages of the book even in the 100 or so pages he goes without even being mentioned. This is a talent only true villians have. Something only a great writer can pull off.

Which reminds me... if you ever read this Neil,

Will you marry me?