So a friend at work mentioned that a friend of hers found a black lab puppy wondering around, and would anyone like to have it?

Now I want to you understand something. I live in a house where the animals outnumber the people (and thats not including the mice that have taken up residence under our stove). We are four busy people who barely have time to feed ourselves, let alone a puppy. We do have a yard, but it is sidled up real tight to our neighbors, who has dogs of his own.

But all I can think of is this: