look at this sexy little guy. It can access the Internet anyway anywhere. The full keyboard and mouse officially put the spank on i-pods and i-phones and silly little handheld devices. It is cute, and cheap and almost as functional as a notebook. The perfect thing for the writer on the go who also happens to enjoy wasting time on the Internet.

But the best part is, I feel like a giant when I use one. I just walk around the house holding it in my hands and shouting, "I am so large. Look how tiny this computer is in comparison to me!" And then I usually howl or growl or something. I feel very powerful.

So... I'm a little embarrassed. We had such a good thing going. I had nearly 2000 hits, cumulatively from at least four people. I was mostly witty. You were mildly charmed. Then I messed it all up. I got worried and nervous. Some people my snidely say that I had a fear of commitment.

In short. I know it has been months. I am sorry.

Meanwhile I have been thinking quite hard about one thing: toothpaste.

I have had a lot of experience with this toothpaste thing because apparently, Jarvis thinks it is the best food around.

When buying toothpaste, I find it is absolutely necessary to buy a different toothpaste everytime my dog eats my old one. You may be thinking this is merely my fear of commitment rearing its indecisive head. You wold be wrong. For some reason a new toothpaste always works better than one you have been using for a while. I find this is always the case. the first time you un screw that cap and lather up, it's like going to the dentist.

The great thing is, you don't even need to buy millions of different kinds, as long as you alternate, too would work just fine.